Monday 14 October 2013

The Rover's Return

No, this is not some Coronation Street themed post featuring the travails of Rita, Gail and the comatose Nick (how can they tell the difference?)

No - the rover I am referring to is the darling daughter who returned home for the weekend no more than 2 weeks after we last said goodbye.  Of course, she came home for a party, not to see her aged parents or her (now gainfully employed)  brother - don't be daft.  Still, it was remarkable the change that a scant fortnight of living away from home had wrought.

On the first night, I found her in the kitchen stroking the dishwasher and crooning.  Slightly perturbed, I asked what she was up to.  "It's just that I miss the dishwasher so much," she replied wistfully.  "I never appreciated it until now!  And mum, the house is so CLEAN!"

Later on, she admitted that I was right about one aspect of domesticity.  And that is that there is a distinct difference between cleaning and tidying.  I am in the habit of tidying up the night before the cleaners come.  The children have always derided me loudly - "Why are you cleaning when the cleaners are coming tomorrow?  You're so old/dumb/mad/loony," (perm any one from 4). Fruitlessly, I tried to explain that I want the cleaners to clean not tidy up, but the howls of derision drowned me out.

Now, lo and behold!  She is transformed and proudly demonstrated to her brother that this area is untidy, while this is dirty.  He looked so interested.

The bit that really made me laugh was her disgust that her flatmates can't tell the difference between a tea towel and a hand towel.  "It's revolting!" she cried indignantly.  "They dry their dishes on the hand towel and they dry their hands on the tea towel.  I had to sit them all down and explain it to them!" 

I bet she was popular.  I don't care.  Somewhere along the line, some of my incessant nagging went in and stuck.  I can die happy!

9 comments:

  1. I don't think my son knows the difference between clean/dirty/tidy/messy/smelly or what any of them mean; maybe this time next year.....?

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    1. Boys are a different animal altogether though, aren't they? Mind you, ironically my son has always been cleaner and tidier than the daughter!

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  2. You must be so proud. Your work is done :-)

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  3. I have to say I did feel a swell of pride (and laughter) when she came out with all that! Especially as she is the messiest creature on the face of the planet when she's at home!

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  4. My husband visited my son yesterday with some bits he wanted, and took him out for a meal. He was in shock. 'You should have seen his room!' so I laughed, knowing what he was going to say. 'It was Immaculate!'

    Two of us in shock, then.

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    1. Hi janerowena and thanks for visiting! Do you think he tidied it up just for your husband's visit? Quite possibly not - my son really surprised by announcing that mess was depressing and keeping his room in a decent state as well. and now that he's back home, he's carrying on the tradition. There's hope for the daughter yet!

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  5. Funny how you never appreciate what you've got until you don't have it any more and it doesn't matter how much you nag! I do believe young adults are transformed away from home... The feedback I get about mine is unrecognisable.

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    1. You're so right Sarah. And I've always thought that as long as mine knew how to behave away from home, I could just about put up with the way they behaved at home!

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  6. Glad to know you've dragged her up proper like ;) x

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