Sorry - I know this is a really lazy post but....the older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is... (and I am indebted to my good friend Mrs H for supplying it!)
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other wanker using my stuff."
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another wanker?"
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another wanker?"
Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWell I laughed aloud...
LMAO if I say I've been single since my wanker left does that say it all? ;)
ReplyDeleteMacy - take it easy now - I don't want to be responsible for a relapse. Mind you, it made me laugh out loud as well and even the Shah had to snigger!
ReplyDeleteTaz - why did I think you might appreciate this?! Lol!
HAHA nice one! There's a lot to be said for freedom! :)
ReplyDeleteCQ, as Mr H saved The Girl from drowning in Portugal I feel I should stick up for his species but...nah! xx
ReplyDeleteSarah - funny how well this has gone down with women!
ReplyDeleteWG - I had no idea Mr H was so chivalrous...but yep, I'm with you!
Marry again??? noooooooooo......
ReplyDeleteHah! Libby - you are so right! I read an interview with Sarah Beeny recently and she was talking about marriage saying that she wouldn't want another husband but there were times when she would quite like no husband at all....I know what she means - I think we all do!
ReplyDeleteNice one, Stewie! kevin and i often chat about what would happen. He reckons I'd have a blast whittling away the money as single woman of certain years with all my gay friends - and I predict he will marry a much younger woman (which he denies he will do).
ReplyDeleteHi Jody - yes, we too have agreed that the Shah would fall to pieces pretty much immediately - God knows it's hard enough to keep him on track whilst I'm alive and kicking!
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