Wednesday, 18 November 2009

All things to all men

Teenage son comes slouching home from a hockey match.
"Did you win?" we ask
"Nah" comes the reply, "we got rinsed"
"Oh well never mind."
"I scored though,"
"Fantastic!"
"And I got Man of the Match!"
"Yay! Well done"
"And Dick of the Day"
"Oh, er great..."
"Oh, and I got sent off too..."
"Whaaat??"

1 comment:

Oh go on - say something for God's sake...