Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Talking to Teenagers

We are at home, my daughter and I.  It is morning and I am having to wait in for good old British Gas to call round and replace the water cylinder they mis-sold us last year.  

We are laughing hysterically at some really silly animal photos that she is showing me on her Instagram feed and I comment that one of her friends is 'soppy' about animals. (Old fashioned word, but it fitted the bill perfectly).  The following conversation ensues:-

Her:  I'm glad I'm not soppy.  I'm more....what's the word?  That other word...you know ...also begins with 's'....can't think of it....

Me: Sweet? Sneaky?  Silly?

Her:  No, no and no!  You know it....it's on the tip of my tongue...

Me:   Safe? Saturated? Scummy? 

Her: No!  Be serious - this is driving me mad!

Me:  Seasick? Sizzling?  Sebaceous?

Her:  Gaaah!

Me: Skint? Stupid?  Solipsistic?

Her:  NO!  Oh wait - I've got it - CYNICAL!  Yeah, that's it.

Me: (Attempting to speak despite mouthful of carpet)  I'm so glad all that money we spent on your education wasn't wasted......*crawls away weeping gently*

28 comments:

  1. Sebacious???? Heaven forbid you have a sebacious daughter...
    Made me laugh far more than weep!

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    1. Thank you! Glad to have given you a laugh - and she objected to sebaceous too!

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  3. She's a grand lass your Silla

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  4. Lol! Well at least she wasn't seasick or scummy!!

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    1. No thank goodness, but definitely skint!

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  5. Sounds like 'Anonymous' went to the same school as your daughter... :)

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    1. I think Anon may have a close loving relationship with Google Translate....

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  6. This is just like our conversations - makes me feel so much better reading this!

    Here's me reading the anonymous comment and trying to make sense of it - no idea why as I have hundreds of those on my own blog.

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    1. It is good to know others are in the same boat, isn't it? I have really resisted putting comment moderation on but may have to if I get too many more of them :-(

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  7. What is really lovely is that you were laughing and sharing photos....and maybe she was winding you up eh?

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  8. I can always rely on you to see the positive, Libby! Yes it was lovely, and she roared with laughter once she realised what she had said!

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  10. what she lacks in spelling she makes up for in vocab..........I speak as a tragic speller!!

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    1. She's normally quite a good speller, believe it or not!

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  11. Ha ha! Wait....soppy is old fashioned??? That makes me feel sooo auuuld! You should see a child that has been through Californian education system ( and more specifically Oakland public) education. i did tell you about how my son wrote his most recent Inglish essay on The kardashians didn't I? And Tallulah thought the president of Mexico was Lindsay Lohan.

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    1. Soppy feels old fashioned because its one of those words my mum uses quite a lot. And I had no idea the Californian education system was like that....you were joking about Lindsay Lohan, right??

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  13. She sounds s s s super...! Am not sure which is worse - having a daughter who is cynical or one who can't spell! At least she saw the funny side of it.

    The anon things are spam. It's why I moderate mine. :) xx

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    1. I keep hoping that, if I ignore the spam it will go away but sadly, it is just increasing. I think I will have to moderate although I've resisted (probably out of sheer laziness tbh! Hope all is well with you and your knee is feeling better xx

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    2. I just took off the captcha code and the spam is so bad, 21 spam comments on one day on mine. Seems they are attracted to anything that looks like porn-ish-y. One post that has the words "sailor's hornpipe" is getting loads. May have to take that phrase out

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  16. Sounds like some of my grandchildren; highly educated, intelligent, great fun, charming. BUT - can't spell for toffee; have no idea of grammar or punctuation, and have never heard of syntax. We're in for a new dark age as regards English. On the other hand my typing is full of typos, which I have to correct as I go along (and it's smashing to be able to do that).

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  17. P.s. I don't mean 'some' of my grandchildren; I mean most of my grandchildren (and some of my children).

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  18. Hi M & A and thank you for visiting. I find it really hard to understand why their vocabulary is so bad too. My daughter didn't know what a Garrison was this morning :-( Unbelievable really, but then they don't read like I did as a kid mainly because there is so much else to do. When I was young (waaaaay back!) TV and radio finished at midnight or thereabouts and of course there was no internet so we read books. I think they're missing out!

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