We are at home, my daughter and I. It is morning and I am having to wait in for good old British Gas to call round and replace the water cylinder they mis-sold us last year.
We are laughing hysterically at some really silly animal photos that she is showing me on her Instagram feed and I comment that one of her friends is 'soppy' about animals. (Old fashioned word, but it fitted the bill perfectly). The following conversation ensues:-
Her: I'm glad I'm not soppy. I'm more....what's the word? That other word...you know ...also begins with 's'....can't think of it....
Me: Sweet? Sneaky? Silly?
Her: No, no and no! You know it....it's on the tip of my tongue...
Me: Safe? Saturated? Scummy?
Her: No! Be serious - this is driving me mad!
Me: Seasick? Sizzling? Sebaceous?
Her: Gaaah!
Me: Skint? Stupid? Solipsistic?
Her: NO! Oh wait - I've got it - CYNICAL! Yeah, that's it.
Me: (Attempting to speak despite mouthful of carpet) I'm so glad all that money we spent on your education wasn't wasted......*crawls away weeping gently*
We are laughing hysterically at some really silly animal photos that she is showing me on her Instagram feed and I comment that one of her friends is 'soppy' about animals. (Old fashioned word, but it fitted the bill perfectly). The following conversation ensues:-
Her: I'm glad I'm not soppy. I'm more....what's the word? That other word...you know ...also begins with 's'....can't think of it....
Me: Sweet? Sneaky? Silly?
Her: No, no and no! You know it....it's on the tip of my tongue...
Me: Safe? Saturated? Scummy?
Her: No! Be serious - this is driving me mad!
Me: Seasick? Sizzling? Sebaceous?
Her: Gaaah!
Me: Skint? Stupid? Solipsistic?
Her: NO! Oh wait - I've got it - CYNICAL! Yeah, that's it.
Me: (Attempting to speak despite mouthful of carpet) I'm so glad all that money we spent on your education wasn't wasted......*crawls away weeping gently*
Sebacious???? Heaven forbid you have a sebacious daughter...
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Thank you! Glad to have given you a laugh - and she objected to sebaceous too!
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ReplyDeleteShe's a lorra lorra laffs, Rog!
DeleteLol! Well at least she wasn't seasick or scummy!!
ReplyDeleteNo thank goodness, but definitely skint!
DeleteSounds like 'Anonymous' went to the same school as your daughter... :)
ReplyDeleteI think Anon may have a close loving relationship with Google Translate....
DeleteThis is just like our conversations - makes me feel so much better reading this!
ReplyDeleteHere's me reading the anonymous comment and trying to make sense of it - no idea why as I have hundreds of those on my own blog.
It is good to know others are in the same boat, isn't it? I have really resisted putting comment moderation on but may have to if I get too many more of them :-(
DeleteWhat is really lovely is that you were laughing and sharing photos....and maybe she was winding you up eh?
ReplyDeleteI can always rely on you to see the positive, Libby! Yes it was lovely, and she roared with laughter once she realised what she had said!
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what she lacks in spelling she makes up for in vocab..........I speak as a tragic speller!!
ReplyDeleteShe's normally quite a good speller, believe it or not!
DeleteHa ha! Wait....soppy is old fashioned??? That makes me feel sooo auuuld! You should see a child that has been through Californian education system ( and more specifically Oakland public) education. i did tell you about how my son wrote his most recent Inglish essay on The kardashians didn't I? And Tallulah thought the president of Mexico was Lindsay Lohan.
ReplyDeleteSoppy feels old fashioned because its one of those words my mum uses quite a lot. And I had no idea the Californian education system was like that....you were joking about Lindsay Lohan, right??
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She sounds s s s super...! Am not sure which is worse - having a daughter who is cynical or one who can't spell! At least she saw the funny side of it.
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Sounds like some of my grandchildren; highly educated, intelligent, great fun, charming. BUT - can't spell for toffee; have no idea of grammar or punctuation, and have never heard of syntax. We're in for a new dark age as regards English. On the other hand my typing is full of typos, which I have to correct as I go along (and it's smashing to be able to do that).
ReplyDeleteP.s. I don't mean 'some' of my grandchildren; I mean most of my grandchildren (and some of my children).
ReplyDeleteHi M & A and thank you for visiting. I find it really hard to understand why their vocabulary is so bad too. My daughter didn't know what a Garrison was this morning :-( Unbelievable really, but then they don't read like I did as a kid mainly because there is so much else to do. When I was young (waaaaay back!) TV and radio finished at midnight or thereabouts and of course there was no internet so we read books. I think they're missing out!
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