Monday, 14 January 2013

In which the Shah is a Xenophobe

It is Monday morning.  The Shah is getting into his suit, ready for another long week at the office.

 As I walk into the bedroom, he is huffing and puffing and fiddling with his belt.


Me:  What's the matter?
Shah: (irritated) bloody Americans!
Me: WTF?
Shah:  This is the belt I bought in New York.  It's the wrong way round.  I like the buckle on the other side.  Bloody Americans...
Me:  Erm, so you could just take it out and put it through the belt straps from the other side...
Shah: (dumbfounded)  Whaat?
Me:  (Demonstrates)  Like this?
Shah:  I knew that....
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17 comments:

  1. Macy14 January 2013 at 23:49

    Aww go on... credit where credit's due....he managed to get the old belt out the belt loops with no help at all.

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    1. Curry Queen15 January 2013 at 18:14

      You're a glass half full person Macy, I can tell!

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  2. Jay15 January 2013 at 07:42

    Hilarious! That's the sort of thing I would do!

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    1. Curry Queen15 January 2013 at 18:15

      I was really surprised at him because its the sort of thing I would be much more likely to do than him!

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  3. Sarah15 January 2013 at 08:14

    He's obviously a 'big picture' guy where the details are supposed to take care of themselves. :)

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  4. Young at Heart15 January 2013 at 15:53

    that is funny...!!

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  5. Curry Queen15 January 2013 at 18:16

    Ya, YaH, until you have to,live with it....

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  6. Andy16 January 2013 at 13:09

    Clearly the instruction manual got lost in transit.

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    1. Curry Queen16 January 2013 at 16:37

      That must have been the problem then. Not just rank stupidity?

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  7. Trish16 January 2013 at 13:20

    Oh isn't it wonderful when you can put them right now and again.

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    1. Curry Queen16 January 2013 at 16:37

      To be honest, I thought he was joking at first....sadly not!

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  8. About Last Weekend18 January 2013 at 20:56

    You guys are worthy of your own blockbuster reality show! Actually I hate to say it but those are the kinds of comments I make, I have to be the least practical person you will ever meet. Also very cool photo of the hubs in action - is that your photoshopping?

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  9. Curry Queen19 January 2013 at 19:10

    I can't even begin to imagine the horrors of being in our own reality show. Or the amount of editing necessary! Sadly the image is not of the Shah - just bought off the Internet!

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  10. Older Single Mum20 January 2013 at 12:57

    Oh dear the poor guy. Must be the English weather not agreeing with him after all that time away! Can't imagine what it's like to have him under your feet again - well, I can now! I used to tell my (ex-) husband that he was lucky I only expected to be treated as an equal, considering I was actually superior! Familiar? Love your new look. Are you on Twitter? X

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  11. Curry Queen22 January 2013 at 23:49

    Nice of you to feel sorry for him Anya, but you'll be in a minority! I've just about got used to having him arou d again but having to share a bathroom with him once more is a total pain. I'm on Twitter as @curryqueen101. Where can I find you? X

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    1. Older Single Mum27 January 2013 at 20:45

      I didn't really feel sorry for him, I'm a woman's woman - just being polite, trying to make excuses! I am @anyaharris01 XX

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